ALL RATED FILMS
100 movies
12 Angry Men
"12 Angry Men. Courtroom tension. Stay focused."
The Godfather
"An offer you can't refuse. Respect the craft."
The Godfather Part II
"The saga continues. Keep notes on who's who."
The Dark Knight
"Why so serious? Perfect popcorn thriller."
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
"Return of the King. Epic conclusion deserves a toast."
Pulp Fiction
"Non-linear Tarantino. Royale with cheese and beers."
Fight Club
"First rule: drink. Second rule: drink more."
Forrest Gump
"Life is like a box of chocolates. Heartwarming."
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
"One ring to rule them all. Fellowship drinking game?"
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
"The Two Towers. Middle chapter momentum."
Se7en
"Who is Keyser Soze? Stay sharp."
Shutter Island
"DiCaprio dreams again. Scorsese goes weird."
Requiem for a Dream
"Crowe sees dead... wait, wrong movie. Still confusing."
Crank
"McConaughey finds truth. Deep existential sci-fi."
Avengers: Endgame
"Avengers assemble for the finale. Crowd pleaser."
Avengers: Infinity War
"Thanos did nothing wrong? Debate after beers."
The Shining
"All work and no play. Kubrick horror masterpiece."
Alien
"In space, no one can hear you drink."
The Exorcist
"The power of Christ compels you to drink."
A Nightmare on Elm Street
"Freddy invades dreams. Perfect slasher fun."
Die Hard
"Yippee ki-yay. Christmas movie debate fuel."
Terminator 2: Judgment Day
"Hasta la vista, baby. Arnold at his best."
Aliens
"Game over, man! Colonial Marines need beer."
Lawrence of Arabia
"Birds attack. Hitchcock classic."
Raiders of the Lost Ark
"Indy belongs in a museum. Adventure fun."
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
"Bueller? Bueller? Skip school, grab beers."
Blade Runner
"Replicants and rain. Sci-fi noir perfection."
Back to the Future
"Great Scott! Time travel fun."
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
"Who you gonna call? Party movie essential."
Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi
"Say hello to my little friend. Scarface excess."
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope
"A long time ago... Original trilogy starter."
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back
"I am your father. Empire strikes back."
Amadeus
"Ewoks and redemption. Saga finale."
Goodfellas
"Funny how? Goodfellas perfection."
Taxi Driver
"You talkin' to me? De Niro iconic."
Django Unchained
"Django unchained. Tarantino western revenge."
The Lives of Others
"German lives in East Berlin. Touching drama."
Amélie
"French Amélie. Whimsical and charming."
The Usual Suspects
"Seven deadly sins. Dark detective thriller."
Braveheart
"What's in the box? Fincher excellence."
American Beauty
"Ed Norton fights himself. Wait, what?"
City of God
"Lost in Translation. Quiet Tokyo nights."
Spirited Away
"Spirited Away. Miyazaki magic."
Batman Begins
"Batman begins again. Nolan's dark vision."
The Dark Knight Rises
"Dark Knight rises. Bane's voice requires sobriety."
Raging Bull
"Airplane! Surely you can't be serious."
The Thing
"The Thing. Trust no one. Paranoia fuel."
WarGames
"WarGames. Shall we play a game?"
Jurassic Park
"Jurassic Park. Dinosaurs and wonder."
Fargo
"Fargo. Wood chipper scene. Oh yah."
The Shawshank Redemption
"Prison drama perfection. Best enjoyed clear-headed."
Primer
"Engineers made a time travel movie for engineers. Sober you has no chance."
Mulholland Drive
"Lynch wants you confused. Embrace it."
Tenet
"Time moves backwards and so will your comprehension."
The Room
"Oh hi Mark. This is why beer exists."
Cool Runnings
"Feel the rhythm, feel the rhyme. Easy watch, light buzz."
John Wick
"Plot is simple. Headshots are satisfying. Drink and enjoy."
Interstellar
"Love transcends dimensions, apparently. You'll need help with the physics."
The Big Lebowski
"The Dude abides, and so should your White Russians."
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
"Being sober while watching this feels wrong."
Donnie Darko
"Time loops and bunny suits. Beer helps."
2001: A Space Odyssey
"The last 20 minutes require substances. Kubrick knew."
Sharknado
"The only way to watch this is impaired."
Memento
"Backwards narrative. Take notes or drink, not both."
The Matrix
"Red pill, blue pill, or beer?"
Synecdoche, New York
"Kaufman's fever dream about mortality. Good luck."
Caddyshack
"Bill Murray and a gopher. Perfect beer movie."
Predator
"GET TO THE CHOPPAH. Biceps and beers."
Winter Is Coming
"Jake Gyllenhaal times two. That ending will haunt you."
Step Brothers
"Did we just become best friends? YEP."
Arrival
"Linguistics and time perception. Thoughtful watch."
Jackie Brown
"Nic Cage with a mullet saving America. Peak cinema."
Blow Out
"Lynch's debut. Industrial nightmare fuel."
Point Break
"Keanu surfs and robs banks. Vaya con dios, bro."
Cloud Atlas
"Six timelines, same actors, face prosthetics. Ambitious mess."
The Karate Kid Part III
"Swayze rips a throat out. Essential beer viewing."
Annihilation
"Shimmer makes things weird. So will beer five."
Super Troopers
"Meow. That's the whole review."
Upstream Color
"Same director as Primer. Even more inscrutable."
Top Gun
"Homoerotic volleyball and fighter jets. Drink up, Maverick."
Under the Skin
"Scarlett Johansson as alien predator. Slow, hypnotic, baffling."
Tremors
"Kevin Bacon vs giant worms. Perfect creature feature."
Mother!
"Biblical allegory as home invasion horror. Aronofsky gonna Aronofsky."
Starship Troopers
"Fascist propaganda played for satire. Would you like to know more?"
Coherence
"Dinner party + comet = parallel universe chaos."
Face/Off
"Travolta and Cage swap faces. Peak 90s insanity."
Ex Machina
"AI ethics and disco dancing. Clean viewing."
Kung Fury
"30 minutes of pure 80s absurdism. Mandatory beer."
The Prestige
"Magic tricks and Tesla. Rewatch sober to catch clues."
Commando
"Schwarzenegger kills an army. One-liners flow like beer."
Mr. Nobody
"Every possible life choice visualized. Brain melter."
Pacific Rim
"Giant robots punch giant monsters. Beers enhance."
Jacob's Ladder
"Vietnam vet's nightmare reality. Disturbing but good."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
"Shake and bake, baby. Will Ferrell peak."
Midsommar
"Swedish folk horror in broad daylight. Unsettling sober."
They Live
"Rowdy Roddy Piper chews bubblegum and kicks ass."
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
"Memory erasure romance. Emotionally complex."
Machete
"Danny Trejo uses intestines as a rope. Beer required."
Oldboy
"Korean revenge masterpiece. That twist, though."
Inception
"Dreams within dreams within dreams. You'll need help."
BRAIN MELTERS
(Confusion 8+)Shutter Island
"DiCaprio dreams again. Scorsese goes weird."
Requiem for a Dream
"Crowe sees dead... wait, wrong movie. Still confusing."
Crank
"McConaughey finds truth. Deep existential sci-fi."
Primer
"Engineers made a time travel movie for engineers. Sober you has no chance."
Mulholland Drive
"Lynch wants you confused. Embrace it."
PARTY PICKS
(Enhancement 8+)Pulp Fiction
"Non-linear Tarantino. Royale with cheese and beers."
A Nightmare on Elm Street
"Freddy invades dreams. Perfect slasher fun."
Die Hard
"Yippee ki-yay. Christmas movie debate fuel."
Aliens
"Game over, man! Colonial Marines need beer."
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
"Bueller? Bueller? Skip school, grab beers."
SOBER-FRIENDLY
(Low confusion, low enhancement)12 Angry Men
"12 Angry Men. Courtroom tension. Stay focused."
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
"Return of the King. Epic conclusion deserves a toast."
Forrest Gump
"Life is like a box of chocolates. Heartwarming."
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
"One ring to rule them all. Fellowship drinking game?"
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
"The Two Towers. Middle chapter momentum."