ALL RATED FILMS
193 movies
Coco
"Coco. Pixar makes you cry. Gorgeous animation."
Gran Torino
"Gran Torino. Eastwood's lawn. Get off it."
The Matrix Reloaded
"The Bourne Identity. Damon forgets. Action reborn."
Fast & Furious
"The Hangover. Vegas blackout. Comedy phenomenon."
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
"Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon. Martial arts poetry."
Oppenheimer
"Oppenheimer. Nolan history. Destroyer of worlds."
Dune
"Dune. Villeneuve sandworms. Epic adaptation."
The Wolf of Wall Street
"Wolf of Wall Street. DiCaprio excess. Quaaludes and chaos."
Toy Story
"Toy Story. Pixar magic for all ages. Fun with drinks."
Good Will Hunting
"Good Will Hunting. How do you like them apples?"
Life Is Beautiful
"Life is Beautiful. Italian heartbreaker. Have tissues ready."
The Truman Show
"The Truman Show. Reality bends. Carrey's best dramatic turn."
Trainspotting
"Trainspotting. Choose life. Scottish chaos."
Princess Mononoke
"Princess Mononoke. Miyazaki epic. Nature vs industry."
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
"Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels. British crime caper."
The Silence of the Lambs
"Silence of the Lambs. Fava beans and a nice chianti."
Reservoir Dogs
"Reservoir Dogs. Tarantino debut. Stuck in the middle with beers."
Lรฉon: The Professional
"Leon The Professional. Hitman with heart."
Minority Report
"Minority Report. Spielberg sci-fi. Pre-crime thriller."
Catch Me If You Can
"Catch Me If You Can. DiCaprio charms his way through."
Kill Bill: Vol. 1
"Kill Bill Vol. 1. Tarantino revenge. Stylish violence."
Kill Bill: Vol. 2
"Kill Bill Vol. 2. The Bride concludes her list."
Inglourious Basterds
"Inglourious Basterds. Nazi-hunting fun. Tarantino history."
The Departed
"The Departed. Who's the rat? Scorsese Boston crime."
No Country for Old Men
"No Country for Old Men. Coen Brothers darkness. Call it."
Million Dollar Baby
"Million Dollar Baby. Eastwood boxing drama. Emotional gut punch."
Blade Runner 2049
"Blade Runner 2049. Stunning visuals. Slow burn sequel."
Whiplash
"Whiplash. Not quite my tempo. Intense drumming drama."
Gone Girl
"Gone Girl. Marriage is complicated. Fincher thriller."
Mad Max: Fury Road
"Mad Max Fury Road. Witness me! Practical effects glory."
Guardians of the Galaxy
"Guardians of the Galaxy. Marvel's wild card. Fun party pick."
Spotlight
"Spotlight. Journalism matters. True story impact."
Room
"Room. Escape and aftermath. Emotionally heavy."
Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)
"Birdman. One-take illusion. Keaton comeback."
The Conjuring
"The Conjuring. Classic haunted house scares."
Get Out
"Get Out. Social horror. Peele's debut masterpiece."
Insidious
"Insidious. Astral projection terror. Jump scares aplenty."
10 Cloverfield Lane
"It Follows. STD horror metaphor. Creepy atmosphere."
It Follows
"Annihilation. Sci-fi body horror. Natalie Portman explores."
Warrior
"Warrior. MMA family drama. Tom Hardy smashes."
12 Years a Slave
"Prisoners. Jackman searches. Villeneuve tension."
Prisoners
"Hereditary. Family trauma horror. Toni Collette terrifies."
Hereditary
"Midsommar. Swedish cult daylight horror. Disturbing beauty."
Captain America: The Winter Soldier
"Captain America: Winter Soldier. Marvel's best. Political thriller."
The Fifth Element
"The Full Monty. British strippers. Feel-good classic."
Office Space
"Office Space. Mondays am I right? Corporate satire."
Ocean's Eleven
"Ocean's Eleven. Heist coolness. Clooney assembles."
Bruce Almighty
"Bruce Almighty. Carrey plays god. Silly fun."
Shaun of the Dead
"Shaun of the Dead. Zombie comedy perfection. Go to the pub."
Hot Fuzz
"Hot Fuzz. Action movie parody. Edgar Wright genius."
21 Jump Street
"The World's End. Pub crawl apocalypse. Fitting finale."
John Wick: Chapter 4
"John Wick 4. Keanu kills everyone. Staircase scene."
Eternals
"Eternals. MCU cosmic. Zhao directs. Divisive entry."
House of Cards
"House of Gucci. Family fashion drama. Lady Gaga accent."
Split
"Split. McAvoy personalities. Shyamalan comeback."
Black Panther
"Black Panther. Wakanda forever. Cultural phenomenon."
Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
"Spider-Man: Homecoming. Holland debuts. MCU Spidey."
Dunkirk
"Dunkirk. Nolan war epic. Three timelines."
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales
"Moonlight. Three chapters. Oscar mix-up winner."
Pan's Labyrinth
"Pan's Labyrinth. Del Toro fantasy. Spanish Civil War."
Zodiac
"Zodiac. Fincher investigation. Obsession consumes."
Man of Steel
"Man of Steel. Superman rebooted. Snyder destruction."
Sunshine Cleaning
"Tropic Thunder. Hollywood satire. RDJ controversy."
The Fall
"The History of Violence. Cronenberg thriller. Mortensen hides."
The Revenant
"The Revenant. Leo suffers. Finally gets Oscar."
Fantastic Mr. Fox
"Fantastic Mr. Fox. Wes Anderson animation. Cussing foxes."
Into the Wild
"Into the Wild. McCandless journey. Nature calls."
Crash
"Crash. Intersecting LA stories. Controversial winner."
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
"Indiana Jones Last Crusade. Indy and dad. Connery charm."
Parasite
"Parasite. Class warfare. Bong Joon-ho masterpiece."
Replicas
"Spider-Man Into the Spider-Verse. Animation revolution."
Ready Player One
"Ready Player One. Spielberg nostalgia. Easter egg hunt."
Rogue One: A Star Wars Story
"Arrival. Linguistics saves world. Villeneuve sci-fi."
The Martian
"The Martian. Science the sh*t out of it. Damon stranded."
Edge of Tomorrow
"Edge of Tomorrow. Live die repeat. Cruise and Blunt."
Prometheus
"Prometheus. Alien prequel. Questions remain."
Grown Ups
"Looper. Time travel assassins. JGL becomes Willis."
Avatar
"Avatar. Blue aliens. Cameron's visual feast."
World War Z
"Hot Tub Time Machine. Stupid fun. 80s nostalgia."
Hacksaw Ridge
"Hacksaw Ridge. Medic hero. Gibson directs violence."
Wild Tales
"Wild Tales. Argentine anthology. Revenge stories."
A Separation
"A Separation. Iranian family drama. Morally complex."
The Secret in Their Eyes
"The Secret in Their Eyes. Argentine mystery. Oscar winner."
Howl's Moving Castle
"Howl's Moving Castle. Miyazaki magic. War commentary."
3 Idiots
"3 Idiots. Bollywood comedy. All is well."
Like Stars on Earth
"Like Stars on Earth. Dyslexia drama. Bollywood heart."
There Will Be Blood
"There Will Be Blood. I drink your milkshake. DDL dominates."
Toy Story 3
"Toy Story 3. The toys are back. Incinerator scene tension."
Inside Out
"Inside Out. Emotions personified. Pixar brilliance."
Up
"Up. First 10 minutes destroy you. Adventure follows."
WALLยทE
"WALL-E. Robot love story. Environmental message."
Ratatouille
"Ratatouille. Anyone can cook. Pixar Paris."
Saving Private Ryan
"Spielberg's visceral WWII epic. Intense opening demands sobriety."
WarGames
"WarGames. Shall we play a game?"
The Shawshank Redemption
"Prison drama perfection. Best enjoyed clear-headed."
The Godfather
"An offer you can't refuse. Respect the craft."
The Godfather Part II
"The saga continues. Keep notes on who's who."
The Dark Knight
"Why so serious? Perfect popcorn thriller."
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
"Return of the King. Epic conclusion deserves a toast."
Pulp Fiction
"Non-linear Tarantino. Royale with cheese and beers."
Fight Club
"First rule: drink. Second rule: drink more."
Forrest Gump
"Life is like a box of chocolates. Heartwarming."
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
"One ring to rule them all. Fellowship drinking game?"
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
"The Two Towers. Middle chapter momentum."
Seven
"Who is Keyser Soze? Stay sharp."
Shutter Island
"DiCaprio dreams again. Scorsese goes weird."
Requiem for a Dream
"Crowe sees dead... wait, wrong movie. Still confusing."
Crank
"McConaughey finds truth. Deep existential sci-fi."
Avengers: Endgame
"Avengers assemble for the finale. Crowd pleaser."
Avengers: Infinity War
"Thanos did nothing wrong? Debate after beers."
The Shining
"All work and no play. Kubrick horror masterpiece."
Alien
"In space, no one can hear you drink."
The Exorcist
"The power of Christ compels you to drink."
A Nightmare on Elm Street
"Freddy invades dreams. Perfect slasher fun."
Die Hard
"Yippee ki-yay. Christmas movie debate fuel."
Terminator 2: Judgment Day
"Hasta la vista, baby. Arnold at his best."
Aliens
"Game over, man! Colonial Marines need beer."
Lawrence of Arabia
"Birds attack. Hitchcock classic."
Raiders of the Lost Ark
"Indy belongs in a museum. Adventure fun."
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
"Bueller? Bueller? Skip school, grab beers."
Blade Runner
"Replicants and rain. Sci-fi noir perfection."
Back to the Future
"Great Scott! Time travel fun."
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
"Who you gonna call? Party movie essential."
Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi
"Say hello to my little friend. Scarface excess."
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope
"A long time ago... Original trilogy starter."
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back
"I am your father. Empire strikes back."
Amadeus
"Ewoks and redemption. Saga finale."
GoodFellas
"Funny how? Goodfellas perfection."
Taxi Driver
"You talkin' to me? De Niro iconic."
Django Unchained
"Django unchained. Tarantino western revenge."
The Lives of Others
"German lives in East Berlin. Touching drama."
Amรฉlie
"French Amรฉlie. Whimsical and charming."
The Usual Suspects
"Seven deadly sins. Dark detective thriller."
Braveheart
"What's in the box? Fincher excellence."
American Beauty
"Ed Norton fights himself. Wait, what?"
City of God
"Lost in Translation. Quiet Tokyo nights."
Spirited Away
"Spirited Away. Miyazaki magic."
Batman Begins
"Batman begins again. Nolan's dark vision."
The Dark Knight Rises
"Dark Knight rises. Bane's voice requires sobriety."
Raging Bull
"Airplane! Surely you can't be serious."
The Thing
"The Thing. Trust no one. Paranoia fuel."
Jurassic Park
"Jurassic Park. Dinosaurs and wonder."
Fargo
"Fargo. Wood chipper scene. Oh yah."
12 Angry Men
"12 Angry Men. Courtroom tension. Stay focused."
Inception
"Dreams within dreams within dreams. You'll need help."
Oldboy
"Korean revenge masterpiece. That twist, though."
Machete
"Danny Trejo uses intestines as a rope. Beer required."
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
"Memory erasure romance. Emotionally complex."
They Live
"Rowdy Roddy Piper chews bubblegum and kicks ass."
Midsommar
"Swedish folk horror in broad daylight. Unsettling sober."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
"Shake and bake, baby. Will Ferrell peak."
Jacob's Ladder
"Vietnam vet's nightmare reality. Disturbing but good."
Pacific Rim
"Giant robots punch giant monsters. Beers enhance."
Mr. Nobody
"Every possible life choice visualized. Brain melter."
Commando
"Schwarzenegger kills an army. One-liners flow like beer."
The Prestige
"Magic tricks and Tesla. Rewatch sober to catch clues."
Kung Fury
"30 minutes of pure 80s absurdism. Mandatory beer."
Ex Machina
"AI ethics and disco dancing. Clean viewing."
Face/Off
"Travolta and Cage swap faces. Peak 90s insanity."
Coherence
"Dinner party + comet = parallel universe chaos."
Starship Troopers
"Fascist propaganda played for satire. Would you like to know more?"
Mother!
"Biblical allegory as home invasion horror. Aronofsky gonna Aronofsky."
Tremors
"Kevin Bacon vs giant worms. Perfect creature feature."
Under the Skin
"Scarlett Johansson as alien predator. Slow, hypnotic, baffling."
Top Gun
"Homoerotic volleyball and fighter jets. Drink up, Maverick."
Upstream Color
"Same director as Primer. Even more inscrutable."
Super Troopers
"Meow. That's the whole review."
Annihilation
"Shimmer makes things weird. So will beer five."
The Karate Kid Part III
"Swayze rips a throat out. Essential beer viewing."
Cloud Atlas
"Six timelines, same actors, face prosthetics. Ambitious mess."
Point Break
"Keanu surfs and robs banks. Vaya con dios, bro."
Blow Out
"Lynch's debut. Industrial nightmare fuel."
Jackie Brown
"Nic Cage with a mullet saving America. Peak cinema."
Arrival
"Linguistics and time perception. Thoughtful watch."
Step Brothers
"Did we just become best friends? YEP."
Winter Is Coming
"Jake Gyllenhaal times two. That ending will haunt you."
Predator
"GET TO THE CHOPPAH. Biceps and beers."
Caddyshack
"Bill Murray and a gopher. Perfect beer movie."
Synecdoche, New York
"Kaufman's fever dream about mortality. Good luck."
The Matrix
"Red pill, blue pill, or beer?"
Memento
"Backwards narrative. Take notes or drink, not both."
Sharknado
"The only way to watch this is impaired."
2001: A Space Odyssey
"The last 20 minutes require substances. Kubrick knew."
Donnie Darko
"Time loops and bunny suits. Beer helps."
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
"Being sober while watching this feels wrong."
The Big Lebowski
"The Dude abides, and so should your White Russians."
Interstellar
"Love transcends dimensions, apparently. You'll need help with the physics."
John Wick
"Plot is simple. Headshots are satisfying. Drink and enjoy."
Cool Runnings
"Feel the rhythm, feel the rhyme. Easy watch, light buzz."
The Room
"Oh hi Mark. This is why beer exists."
Tenet
"Time moves backwards and so will your comprehension."
Mulholland Drive
"Lynch wants you confused. Embrace it."
Primer
"Engineers made a time travel movie for engineers. Sober you has no chance."
BRAIN MELTERS
(Confusion 8+)Shutter Island
"DiCaprio dreams again. Scorsese goes weird."
Requiem for a Dream
"Crowe sees dead... wait, wrong movie. Still confusing."
Crank
"McConaughey finds truth. Deep existential sci-fi."
Inception
"Dreams within dreams within dreams. You'll need help."
Jacob's Ladder
"Vietnam vet's nightmare reality. Disturbing but good."
PARTY PICKS
(Enhancement 8+)Gran Torino
"Gran Torino. Eastwood's lawn. Get off it."
The Matrix Reloaded
"The Bourne Identity. Damon forgets. Action reborn."
Fast & Furious
"The Hangover. Vegas blackout. Comedy phenomenon."
The Wolf of Wall Street
"Wolf of Wall Street. DiCaprio excess. Quaaludes and chaos."
Toy Story
"Toy Story. Pixar magic for all ages. Fun with drinks."
SOBER-FRIENDLY
(Low confusion, low enhancement)Life Is Beautiful
"Life is Beautiful. Italian heartbreaker. Have tissues ready."
The Silence of the Lambs
"Silence of the Lambs. Fava beans and a nice chianti."
Room
"Room. Escape and aftermath. Emotionally heavy."
Saving Private Ryan
"Spielberg's visceral WWII epic. Intense opening demands sobriety."
The Shawshank Redemption
"Prison drama perfection. Best enjoyed clear-headed."